Category: Joke Board
An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving
when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am did
you know you were speeding?"
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, "What did he
say?"
The old man yelled, "He says you were speeding!"
The patrolman said, "May I see your license?"
The woman turned to her husband once again and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man yelled, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman then said, "I see you
are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, and went on a blind date
with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He said, he thinks he knows you!"
lolol
ha ha ha!